139 - My Big Black Boots, Your Cherry Lips
اصلا چه اهميتي داره دوست دخترت بي ام و داشته باشه؟
وقتي توي يه پرايد هم ميشه
زير همون درخت توي همون كوچهء هميشگي
براي چند دقيقه توقف كرد
و همديگرو بوسيد؟
Who Cares If Your Girl Drive's A Nice BMW
While You Can
Kiss Each Other
In A Cheap Car
In That Avenue, Under That Old Tree
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شنبه 30 مهر1384ساعت 18:31
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138 - The Unquestionable Truth
این فرهنگ لعنتی كه همه اش عربيه...
ببخشيد! «ايرانيه»
This Goddamn Culture Is So Arabic...
Sorry! It Is So Iranian
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شنبه 30 مهر1384ساعت 0:9
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137 - (The Unquestionable Truth (Part X)
- ادب از كه آموختي؟
+ از بچه هاي شر محلمون
- Who Taught you Manners and Disciplines?
+ I Learned From The Naughty Guys in Our Neighbor
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جمعه 29 مهر1384ساعت 20:14
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136 - Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Marilyn Manson
تردد بي مورد در محدودهء اتاق خواب و راهروي منتهي به آن
از ساعت 10 امشب ممنوع مي باشد
امضا: پ. د. (پدر ديكتاتور)
Haunting Around The Master Bedroom's Door And its Doorway
Is Banned From 10 O`clock Tonight
Sign. : Dictator Daddy
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پنجشنبه 28 مهر1384ساعت 17:47
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135 - Its Been A While
چند وقتيه كه نمي دونم
خودمو گم كرده ام
يا دوستاي قديميمو
Its Been A While
That I Donno If I Have Lost Myself
Or My old Friends
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سه شنبه 26 مهر1384ساعت 1:33
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134 - The Distillers - Gypsy Rose Lee
به من بگين
اون دختري كه 3 سال پيش باهاش دوست شدم الان كجاست؟
مي خوام با يه نفس عميق I Love You Baby رو فرياد بكشم
اونقدر بلند كه حنجره ام از درد به خش خش بيوفته
اشك از چشمام در بياد و صورتم سرخ بشه
بعدش با صورت بپرم توي تختم
و هق هق گريه كنم
بعدش كه آهنگه تموم شد
سرمو بلند كنم و از خنده ريسه برم
بعدش از اتاقم بزنم بيرون هد بزنم
و اين آهنگو با صداي خش دار براي مامانم بخونم
و به همون اندازه كه نمي فهمه من دارم چي براش مي خونم
نفهمه من چي سرم اومده!
سپس با آغوشي باز! بغلش كنم و با اون قيافهء گيج و متعجب و غافلگير شده اش
از زمين بلندش كنم و يه دور توي هوا بچرخونمش
به صورتش چنگ بزنم و موهاشو بكشم يه نيشگونش هم بگيرم و
اونم بگه:خدا عقلت بده بچه!!
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خب راستش... زده به سرم ديگه...
توقع داشتي مثلا بگم حالم خوبه؟
اولين دوست دختر من كجاست...؟
I Still Love You Baby...
Tell Me
Where is The Girl That I met 3 Years Ago?
I Feel Like Screaming "I Love you baby" With One Deep Breathe
So Loud That It Causes Me Sore Throat,
Tears From the eyes, and a Red Face
Then I Jump In My Bed
And Cry and Sob
and After The Song has finished
I Hold My Head up and Die Laughing!
Then I Get out From My Room Headbanging
and Singing her This Song With My Distorted Voice
and She Get confused by What I'm Doing
as confusing as The Song that I'm singing is for her
and Then I Open my Arms and hug and turn her in the air
and then I Grab her Face and hair and pinch her
and hear her Say: God Help You!!
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honestly... I know that I'm Outta My Mind
Did you Expect something Like telling You That I'm Ok?
WHERE IS MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND...?
I Still Love You Baby...
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دوشنبه 25 مهر1384ساعت 18:42
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133 - Rampage
گفته باشم طرف مقابل من فقط اين همسايه بغلي است
كه هر سال بايد نشون بده جز يه رياكار پدرسوخته چيز بيشتري نيست
هر سال اين ماه برنامه داره, من هم واسش برنامه دارم...
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واي اگر اسپپيكرم حكم جهادم دهد!
ساب ووفر دنيا نتواند كه جوابم دهد
I should Admit that I'm Talkin' about Our Neighbor
Who Must Show that He is nothing more than a Hypocritic Son Of The Bitch Every Year
He Has Religious Activities for this Month, And I've got Plans For Him Too
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I AM WARNING YOU IF MY SPEAKEARS GIVE ME A JIHAD COMMAND
THE WORLD'S GREATEST SUB-WOOFERS CANT EVEN RESPOND TO THEM
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دوشنبه 25 مهر1384ساعت 0:44
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132 - Oooh Baby Baby! Its A Wiiiiild Worrrrld
«سن تكليف»,
به زبان ساده, وقتي يك هلو كم كم «رسيده» باشد!
شايد منظور همون ميوهء ممنوعه باشه
من كه هيچ وقت نفهميدم
Subadult,
Simply, it Means When a Peach* is Riped
Maybe its that Popular Forbidden Fruit
I'd Never Got It
* - Peach is a Persian Slang For Hot Chicks
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یکشنبه 24 مهر1384ساعت 14:40
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131 - Breaking Note
احساس كذايي اي كه مي خواستم
تا آخر هفته با من بماند چند لحظه ايست كه از بين رفته است
به همين زودي...
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همه اش هم تقصير خودم, آرزوهام و فكر و خيالاتمه
روز شنبه
Saturday, October 15, 2005
لابه لاي كامنت هاي وبلاگ صورتك خيالي
«لينكش توي لينك دوني ام هست»
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شنبه 23 مهر1384ساعت 23:55
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130 - Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo - And Then A Yellow Bananaaa Flavoured Manha Manha
اين آهنگ مسخرهء Blood Hound Gang
حسابي شنگولم كرده!
حركات موزون و ناموزون در مي كنيم اساسي!
اميدوارم اين حس از خود بي خود شدن
يا صادقانه بگم, از عقل بي عقل شدن
تا آخر هفته دووم بياره
بلكه آخر هفته به خودم بگم يه هفته واسه خودم خوش بودم!
The Blood Hound Gang's Latest Stupid Song
Has Had Such an Affect On My Mind That
I'm Shaking My Ass Left and Right, Up And Down!
I Hope This Situation or Feeling
Or To Be Honest This Insanity
Would Last untill The End Of The Week
Thats The Time I Can Tell Myself That I've Had Fun For A Week
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شنبه 23 مهر1384ساعت 17:59
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129 - I Might Be Wrong
من ميگم
از اونجايي كه اين روزها بايد همه چيز
مطابق فرهنگ «اسلامي-ايراني» باشه
مشابه فيلم American Pie يه فيلم مي سازيم
اسمشو هم مي گذاريم: «شله زرد ايراني»
يا
Iranian Sholezard
As Long As We Change and Adapt Everything
Due To Our ISLAMIC-IRANIAN!! Culture
I Suggest
Producing A Movie Like American Pie
And then We Can Change the Name Into:
IRanian SHOLEZARD*
* - Type Of Iranian Confection
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جمعه 22 مهر1384ساعت 17:58
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128 - Isn't It Ironic? Don't Ya Think?
آه عزيــــزم
گـــاه در خلوت تنهايي ام مي انديــشــم
اي كـــاش آب گرم كن بودي...
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بلكه 2 سال ضمانت داشتي
1 سال بدون سوال گارانتي تعويض شامل ات مي شد
آنگاه كه تو را به رايگان در محل خانه تحويل مي گرفتم
درجهء ترموستات بدن و فانتزي هاي عاشقانه ات را
از 37, روي 90-110 درجه تنظيم مي كردم
تا بالاخره گرمايي به خانه مي دادي تا از آن لذت ببرم
Oh My Dear
Sometimes In My Lonely times
I Wish You Were a Heater
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So You Would Have A 2 Year Warranty
I Could Change You During A Year without Any Limit
You Would Be Delivered At My Door House Free Of Charge
Then I Would Set Your Heat (Of Your Body And Your Romantic Fantasies)
From 37 Deg. On 90-110 So
There Would be Warmth to Enjoy
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پنجشنبه 21 مهر1384ساعت 19:38
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127 - Dream Of Californication
شعر شتري-ماشيني:
بر سر دلم نوشته بودم: ورود ممنوع!
پسره آمد و گفت: من يه رانندهء ايراني ام!
Semi IDiot-Vehicelysm Poem:
I had Written Up On My Hearts Entrance: NO ENTRY!
That Guy Came And Said: I'm An Iranian Driver!
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126 - Gently My Mind Scapes
بهت گفته بودم اگه با ملايمت باهاش رفتار كني چس ميشه...
احمق دختره رو نمي گم كه! منظورم باد شكمت بود!
I Had Warned You
Your Acting Gently, Would Piss Yourself Off
I'm not Talking About Your GF IDIot! I'm Talking About Your Fart!
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سه شنبه 19 مهر1384ساعت 4:45
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125 - Some times Life Is just like A Trip Hop Song
بعضي وقتها
از سر بيكاري
همينجوري
براي دلخوشي
زندگي مي كنم...
Sometimes
I Live My Life Just
For Inner confidence
With No Reason
With No Hope
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دوشنبه 18 مهر1384ساعت 13:45
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124 - Step In Its Place
اينهمه خرج
گردهمایی كرديد اما نگفتيد
بالاخره با پاي چپ شد يا راست؟
Ok Now! The Meeting is Over But You Still havent Said
Which Conclusion did u reach, Entering With Left or The right Step?
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یکشنبه 17 مهر1384ساعت 1:21
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123 - Da Da Da Da
اين چند روز كه نبودم
آثار چند تا از كارام كل خونه و خونواده رو ريخته به هم!!
صداش حتي تا اونور آب هم رفته!
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قضيه وقتي جالب تر ميشه
كه بدونيد اهل خونه بيشتر از اوني كه از دست من شاكي باشن
از همديگه شاكي هستند!
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شما هم قدرت دروني خود را بيابيد
يا شايد مي خواهيد «من» براتون كتاب بنويسم؟
The Affection of Some of Those Things that I've done
Has Messed with the whole Family.
even Those In Foreign Countries Has heard of it!
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The Whole Story Will be More Interesting
When I'm Telling ya that, They Are Mad More About each Other
Than me!!
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You, Discover Your Inner Power Too
Or May You would Like Me To Write You A Book?
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122 - TV Sucks
اذان صبح فردا به افق لس آنجلس
ساعت 3:50 دقيقهء بعد از ظهر به وقت تهران!!
Tomorrows Morning Azzn due to LA Horizon
is At 3:50 AM at Tehran time zone
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پنجشنبه 14 مهر1384ساعت 15:51
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121 - Infected Couch Potato
بعضي وقتها حرف بيهوده پشيمونت مي كنه مثلا:
مامان سيب زميني ها رو چطور پختي؟
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غورت دادن تك تك سيب زميني ها
به سختي گفتن دروغ: « خوشمزه شده » بود
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همه شونو خوردم - دروغشو هم گفتم
حالم يه جورايي بده - وجدان درد هم دارم
Sometimes Talking babble makes you feel like Regret
like: Mom, How Did you Cook The Potatoes
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Swallowing Each Potatoes was
as hard as saying that lie: It is Delicious!
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I Ate it All - I Told the Lie
I Feel Sick - I Have Sinned
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120 - Wake Me Up When September Ends
سپتامبر تموم شد
هيچ كس بيدارت نكرد
ساعتتو فراموش نكن
هميشه خودت بيدار شو
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در دل دارم هر آنچه لايقش باشي
بر لب دارم ...!
هم دانشگاهي سلام
«مرده شور ريختتو ببرن!»
September Ended
And Nobody Woke You up
Dont Forget your Clock
Always Wake Up Without Asking anybody
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Got Whatever you Deserve in my Heart
Got Curses Roling Out My Mouth
Hi Faculties
«Screw You!»
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شنبه 9 مهر1384ساعت 23:1
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119 - Yahoo Messenger II. R-Rated Version Introduction
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118 - Holiday
بهم گفت:
كاش عشق ها هميشه «دوطرفه» بود
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راستشو بخواي اتفاقا اكثرش مثل يه خيابون دو طرفه است
يك طرفش يكي داره مياد در حالي كه طرف ديگه يكي داره ميره!
فقط ترافيكش سنگين نشه
كه مجبور ميشيم اتوبانش كنيم!
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آخرش خودش هم دور زد و برگشت
مثل همتاي آمريكايي American Idiot ادامه دارد...
She Told Me:
I Wish Love between a couple were counteractive
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well it somehow is! cause its like a Two sided Road
One is Coming the Other is Leaving
Hope the Traffic dont Get Heavy
cause then We have to build an Autobahn
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Afterall, She Turned and Drove away
To be Continued...
Like My AMerican friend: American Idiot
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پنجشنبه 7 مهر1384ساعت 10:58
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117 - Karma Police
من مرد تنهاي شبم...
امضا: فرانكنشتين
I'm The Lonely Man Of The Night...*
Sign. : Frankenstein
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* - Part Of A Persian Song Lyric
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چهارشنبه 6 مهر1384ساعت 1:36
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116 - She Drove Me To Daytime TV
«ما به جهاني شدن وبلاگمان مي انديشيم»
Iranien Idioten
Iranian Idiot
احمق ايراني
الاحمق الايراني
»WE Have International Purposes For Our Weblog«
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سه شنبه 5 مهر1384ساعت 14:1
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115 - Ass, Gas Or Grass! Wise Dont Drive For Free
كوتاه فكرترين انسان ها در آن دسته از روشنفكرهايي خلاصه مي شوند
كه به اين نتيجه رسيده اند كه من اين حق رو دارم تا هر جور دوست دارم زندگي كنم!
The Most Fanatic Persons Are Those OPen Minded Ones
Who Has Just Reached the Conclusion that I've Got The right to Live However I'd like to
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114 - Plasma
و اين منم ستارهء هميشه فروزان
ليست بلاگ رولينگ تو
And Its me...
The Shining Star of Your Blogrolling List
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دوشنبه 4 مهر1384ساعت 3:3
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For English Visitors Concern: When Comment Box Loaded, Press [F8] To Write In English And Fill In The Blanks With Your: 1 - Name , 2 - E-Mail , 3 - URL Please
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113 - Spammer Bloggers
كه گفتي وبلاگم باحاله آره؟؟؟
بهت سر هم بزنم, اونم آره؟؟؟
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تو سرت ميزنم!!!
اينطوري باحالتر هم ميشه!!!
So You Said that My Weblog Is Funny right?
And You Told Me To Visit Yours too right?
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I'll Hit Your Head!!!
It Would be Much Funnier!!!
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یکشنبه 3 مهر1384ساعت 2:11
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112 - Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm Of The War Drums
من يه فكر جديد دارم:
گوسفند ها رو ميشه توي روز شمرد
شب كه شد با فكر كردن به خودشون و كارهاشون به خواب رفت
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يا ميشه
بزغاله هايي كه با همسرت پس انداختي رو بشماري,
ببوسيشون, بهشون شب به خير بگي و بخوابي!
I've got a New Idea:
You Can Count Sheeps through the day
and Then You'd go to sleep while Thinking About Their behavior and...
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Or
You Can Count Those Kids you have made
Kiss 'em, Say Goodnight to Them and go For Sleep
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شنبه 2 مهر1384ساعت 2:30
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