198 - Silence Is Golden
در بلندترين شب سال
يلداي من باش
Be My "Yalda"
At The Longest Night Of The Year*
* - We (Iranians) Celebrate The 21st of December (the Longest Night Of The Year) As A Regard
To An Iranian Ancient Custom. Which Is Called "Yalda's Night"
Again "Yalda" is a Persian Feminine Name.
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197 - Fireworks
اين يك... اين دو... اين سه...
نيازي به وقت صرف كردن نيست.
كانتر هاي وبلاگم خودشون بقيهء جوجه ها رو به طور اتوماتيك مي شمرن!
اي بابا! آخر پاييزه ديگه!
پ.ن.: توضيح دارد!
One... Two... Three...
There Is No Need For Me To Waste My Time On Counting Chickens
The Counters I Use On My Blog Do It Instead Of Me
Cause Its End Of The Automn*
* - There Is A Persian Proverb Which Says: Count The Chickens At The End Of The Automn
Which Means: I'll Affirm To You My Power, Abilities, Etc. When The Job Is Done.
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196 - Iranian Genius
حل معماي بزرگ انيشتين بعد از 50 سال توسط يك نابغهء ايراني:
طبق بررسي هايي كه من انجام دادم, اول مرغ بوجود آمده است چون
پژوهش هاي ژنتيكي اخير نشان مي دهند مرغ را مي توان با شبيه سازي بوجود آورد
در حالي كه شبيه سازي تخم مرغ غير ممكن است!
پي پرسش! : «ببخشيد آقا كي پخش ميشه؟»
Solving Einstein's Biggest Dilemma By An ((Iranian Genius)) After 50 Years*:
It was The Hen That Has Been Created the First
Because The Latest Genetical Researchs Show That
You Can Create Hens With Simulation Method
While Creating Eggs With The Mentioned Method Is Impossible
( Excuse Me, When are you going to Broadcast it on TV? )
* - A couple Of days Ago, It was broadcasted On Our news that A Genius girl Has Solved
the Einstein's Dilemma: "Atomic Medals" Which immediately Confutated by Irans Phisics Society.
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دوشنبه 28 آذر1384ساعت 10:7
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195 - She Officially Admits That She's A Bitch
بعضي وقتها دخترهاي رهگذر كوچه بن بست زندگي من
يه رفتارهايي از خودشون نشون ميدن كه
بدجوري حال آدمو به هم ميزنه
اما بيشتر از اون, نامه هاي «ببخش منو» و «از من متنفر نباش» هاي بعدشه
كه گند اصلي رو ميزنه
***
شما هم بعد از من اين حركات رو تكرار كنيد:
دست ها مشت, جفت انگشت شست ها بالا,
دستهارو ميچرخونيم رو به پايين,
زبان بين دندون ها, سپس ميدميم...
خودشه«!!!»
پ.ن.: در حين انجام اين حركت تصوير مانيتور شما حالت موجي به خودش نمي گيره؟
Sometimes The Female Passerbies Of My Life's Dead End
Act So Weird that it totally PISSES ME OFF
But Its The (Dont Hate Me) Or (Forgive Me Baby) Mails
that Pisses Me Off the Most which Always comes afterwards.
They Do Screw & Ruin Everything in its best way.
***
You Do this After Me:
Fist Your Both Hands
Thumbs Up, turn 'em Up side Down,
Put Your Mouth between Your Teeth, And Blow...
That's It«!!!»
P.S.: Doesnt Your Monitor's Screen Seem a Lil bit Wavy while you are doing this?
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194 - Sold Me
اين مردان خنگ
در ابراز احساسات جنسي شان
ذره اي پرستيژ به خرج نمي دهند...
These Stupid Men
Dont Care About Prestige
While Expressing Their Sexual Feelings
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شنبه 26 آذر1384ساعت 2:23
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193 - Get Outta My Face Please
ريخت نخراشيده
صورت نتراشيده
خسته و از هم پاشيده
وقتي لحظه شماري مي كنم براي يه دوش گرم و يه تخت نرم
هيچ اهميتي نداره من چي هستم, تو كي هستي و چه فكري درمورد من مي كني
وقتي من حتي زحمت به تو فكر كردن هم به خودم نمي دم
Like A Looby
With An Unshaved Face
Tired Of This Pace
When I Countdown To Take A Hot Shower, To Rest In A Cosh Bed
I Dont care Who You Are, Who Am I
What You're Thinkin' Of Me, When I Dont Get Myself into thinking about you
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192 - Biohazard
تور بزرگ «شهادت» به مناسبت فرا رسيدن سال نو ميلادي 2006
با هواپيماهاي فوق مدرن C130, Foker 100, Topolov و...
ثبت نام از همين امروز در تمامي آژانس هاي هواپيمايي سراسر كشور
The Biggest "SHAHADAT* Tour" For New Year's Holiday
with Our Luxury Airplanes Such as: C130 , Foker 100, Topolov And...
Apply For Tickets At The Nearest Travel Agancy By your House, NOW!
* - Shahadat is To Die For Islam, Again It Seems that Those Governmental Workers Who Die In Accidents are Also Called "Shahid" (Martyr) Whatever
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191 - Anonymized street Surfer
آلودگي هوا اين روزها باب ميل همهء آدم هاي گوزوئه
همه شون دارن زير زيركي به ماسك روي صورت من و تو مي خندند
The Air Pollution These Days Is Whoever Who fart's Savory
They Are All Laughin Archly At The Mask We Have Put On Our Mouth
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سه شنبه 22 آذر1384ساعت 17:11
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190 - I Cant Tell You Why
حتي ملكه هاي زيبايي هم زيبايي هاي خود را از دست داده اند
آدمي پاي تلويزيون خوابش مي برد...
Even Miss World Contestants Have Lost Their Prettiness Too
I take Nap In Front Of TV
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دوشنبه 21 آذر1384ساعت 19:28
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189 - Thoughts Of A Talented Idiot
خوب خدا بايد واقعا يه چيزيش باشه اگه
استعداد موسيقي در مخلوقش قرار بده
بعدش روز جزا پاي پروندهء زندگي اش مهر بكوبه:
«مطرب في الارض»
بعدش هم با سر پرتش كنه به اعماق جهنم
پ.ن.1: پيشنهاد مي كنم ترجمهء اين متن رو هم بخونيد!
There Must Be sth Wrong With the God
If He (She?) Put Music talent In His Creature
And pounce At His Created Idiot's Doing File: "Jim Crow Of The Earth" at Doomsday
And He (She?) Order His (Her?) Angels To Throw The Creature in Depths Of Hell*
P.S.1 - What If God Is A Feminine? No Matter! as Long As She Is not A Feminist!
P.S.2!! - Singing And Playing Music Is Banned In Islam
P.S.3!!!: I Just heard god Saying, IDiocy is Just A Silly Excuse, I Can Do Whatever I want
XBOX 360!!!!: DAMN IT... (Say It With The Accent Of Cartman)
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دوشنبه 21 آذر1384ساعت 1:51
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188 - Someday Children Will Be Able To Kick Ass
عزيزان من آگاهي جنسي شما بالاست؟
***
پس حالا مي توانيد
سطح شعور پدر مادر هايتان را
با جواب سوالات جنسي اي كه در سنين كودكي و نوجواني از ايشان پرسيده ايد بسنجيد!
پ.ن.: تعريف سن تكليف پدر و مادرها از نوع بي چون و چراي منحصر به فرد ايديوت گونهء شخص خودم
Dear Friends, Is Your Sexual Intelligence In a High Rate?
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So Now You Can
Measure Your Parents Reasons and Senses Rate
With The Answers You Got To Your Sexual Questions When You Were a Kid!
Note: This Is My Very Own Special Indubitable Idiotical Way Of Defining Parental Responsibilities
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187 - Semi-South Park Show
ديشب خواب ديدم مادر يكي از همين بچه ها آمده توي وبلاگم نظر داده كه:
«تو كه ميبيني بچهء من هنوز سنش اونقدر زياد نيست
تا بعضي نوشته هاي شما رو بخونه, چرا مياي توي وبلاگش نظر ميدي تا با وبلاگت آشنا بشه؟
حداقل براي وبلاگتون از «هشدار: فقط بالاي 21 سال» استفاده كنيد.
در نتيجه من هم رفتم براي بچه اش ايميل فرستادم و مسائل رو براش تشريح كردم
تا براي ويزيت هاي بعديش مشكلي پيش نياد
I Dreamed Last night that a Mother Of A Kid Has Come to My blog and has Written:
Why Do U come To My Young Kid's blog And Write Comments So He
Gets Familiar with your Blog While He's Still A Youngster
You Can At Least Put a Warning: 21 year Old Or Above before Entering Your Blog
So I Wrote Her boy Back and Explained All the Stuff - I Mean The Stuff - In An E-mail
So He'd never Face Any Problems, In His Further Visiting My Blog
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شنبه 19 آذر1384ساعت 10:22
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186 - A Tribute To John Lennon
«كشتزارهاي توت فرنگي»
همونجاييه كه از ميان بوته هاش يه دونه توت فرنگي مي كنم و ميان لبانت مي گذارم
و مي بوسيم...
""Strawberry Fields
Is Where I Grab a Strawberry And Put It between Your Lips
And We Kiss
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185 - Your Bitter Cookies
به عنوان يك ايراني
متاثر و متنفرم از اينكه وقتي هموطنانم را در لاشهء هواپيماي سقوط كرده
مرده ميابم
شما روز دانشجوي لعنتي تان را جشن گرفته, شيريني تعارفمان مي كنيد
و مشت هايتان را به باد هوا مي كوبيد و وانمود مي كنيد دهان آمريكاست!
در حاليكه هر روزه تابوت هاي پرندهء زيادي از فرودگاههايمان به پرواز در مي آيند
دماغتان را بالا بكشيد!
پي نوشت: اينقدر نبوغ املايي تان را به رخ من نكشيد چون منظور از «برحه»,
همان «برهه» به لهجهء برادران بسيجي بود.
البته اگر تا به حال قرآن را با صوت و لحن ولو اجبارا خوانده باشيد!
As An Iranian
I Must Admit That I'm so Sick And tired Of Finding My Compatriots
Dead And Mutilated In the Air-Crash
While You Are Celebrating Your Goddamn " Collegian's Day* " And Offer Us Cookies
And You Slug The Air and Pretend that its America and Its Mouth!!!
While we Still Have too Many Flying Coffins that Take Off From Our Airports Everyday
Just Snivel Your Own goddamn Snot, Goddamn it!
* - Collegian's Day Is The Day That 3 Collegians Who Were Mr. KHomeini's Disciples
Killed By Shah's Soldiers During Irans Revolution
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184 - Virginia Moon
در برحهء زماني حساسي كه
شخصا احساس مي كنم نمي توانم از بين اين همه مطلب از پيش نوشته شده
يك جالبشو بيرون بدم
روي تخت دراز مي كشم
و به شباهت راه رفتن پنگوئن ها و پيرزن هاي چادري مي خندم
يادآوري: هيچ وقت يه «پيرزن» نخواهم شد!
In The time that
I cant Find An Amusing Note among All these notes
To rewrite On My blog
I lay Down On My Bed
And Laugh At The similarity between
Walking Pinguins and Beldams Wearing "Niqab", The Islamic Cover
Reminder: I'll never Become An Old Lady
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183 - $Dollar$ & Cent
موندم اين دختر هايي كه همه شون عاشق آلوچه و لواشك هستن
چطور ميتونن تضمين بدن كه با طعم شيرين لبهاي من كنار ميان؟
هان؟!
I'm Wondering, How The Hell Can These Girls Warranty to Deal with The Sweet Taste of My Lips
As Long as They Are so Into Sour Junk Foods
Huh?
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182 - 16+ Hakoonamotata
رقص آكومبا
از قبيلهء مومبو
***
چرا كانال هاي مستند فقط آخر شبها از اين جور چيزها نشون مي دهند؟
»Acoombaa« Dance
From »Moombo« Tribe
***
Why does Documentary Channels Broadcast These Programs Only Late at Nights?
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یکشنبه 13 آذر1384ساعت 0:19
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181 - Speak Your Mind
خانم دكترها و آقا مهندس ها جمع شده اند
و من با بي حوصلگي صحبت هاي آنها را گوش مي دهم
***
به اين نتيجه ميرسم كه
بزرگسالان همان هايي هستند كه رشد فكريشان حول و حوش سن كنوني من
متوقف شده است
***
يه كم بالاتر طبيعيه اما كمترش ميشه همين وضعيت گل باقالي جامعه
پ.ن.1: از كسانيكه به جوجه هاي قد بلند ميگن مهندس بدم مياد
حتي اگه يه اون شخص يه خانم دكتر HOT و محترم باشه
Doctors And Engineers Has Gathered
And I'm Listening to their Conversations So Impatiently
***
Adults Are Those Who's Braininess Bloom Has Stunted at my Age
A lil bit More than Mine is Natural but
Less than that is this debacle Condition Of Our Society
Note: I Hate Those Who Call Budding Collegians, Engineers
Even If They are one of Those Hot, Matronly and honorable Doctors
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180 - I'm Always Thinking About You, My Blog
آرزو نكن اي كاش جاي شخص ديگري بودي
چون ممكنه يه نفر از راه برسه و جاي خودتو هم با سر از خودت بقاپه!
پ.ن. 1: تاريخ مصرف اين دو خط هم مثل بقيه يك روزه! پس اگه جاي شما بودم زياد فلسفيش نمي كردم
مخصوصا وقتي كه بدونين اين تفكرات در ساعت 2:13 در جايي بهتر از دستشويي به ذهن من خطور نكرده
پ.ن. 2: واي دلم.......................................................................................
Dont Wish That You Wished To Be In Someone Else's Shoes
Cause Someone May Come And Grab Your Own Shoes OFF!
Note 1: The Expiry Date Of This Post Is Just A Day Too! So Dont Philosophize it that Much!
Specially When You Realize that These thoughts has Got Threw My Mind
At 2:13 Am in Nowhere Better that Rest Room
Note 3: I Have This Goddamn Stomach Ache, OMG!
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179 - When Idiots Fall In Love
ايرادي نداره اگر هنوز قديميشو نخونده ايد يا به اينجا سر نزده ايد
چون اين ورژن جديدتر و كاملترشه كه من براتون مي نويسم!
دختر زرنگ + پسر زرنگ = دعوا
دختر زرنگ + پسر احمق = عشق
دختر احمق + پسر زرنگ = سكس
دختر احمق + پسر احمق = حاملگي
دختر احمق + پسر احمق = ايدز
و بالاخره در خوشبينانه ترين حالت:
دختر احمق + پسر احمق = ازدواج
No Matter If You Had Read The Old One or not
Cause This Is The Latest Version which I'm about to tell Ya:
Smart Girl + Smart Boy = Argue
Smart Girl + Stupid Boy = Love
Stupid Girl + Smart Boy = Sex
Stupid Girl + Stupid Boy = Pregnancy
Stupid Girl + Stupid Boy = Aids
And at last, In The Most Optimistic Case:
Stupid Girl + Stupid Boy = Marriage
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178 - World Aids Day
مبارزه با تابو ها و اعتقادات چند دسته احمق نسبت به ايدز در كشور من
به مراتب خيلي سخت تر و مهم تر از مبارزه با HIV است
***
چه آن دسته اي كه در اوايل ايدز را نفرين خدا بر هم جنس بازها مي خواندند!
چه آن كساني كه بر آمارهاي رسمي سرپوش مي گذارند
و آن را بسيار كمتر از حد حقيقي بيان مي كنند
چه آن دسته از دكترهايي كه به بيماران ايدزي سرويس نمي دهند
يا آن سخنراني كه در همايش به جاي كلمهء كاندوم, مدام از كلمهء «چيز» استفاده مي كرد!!!
و آن آقاياني كه مي خواهند با كمترين اشاره به روشهاي انتقال جنسي
راههاي جلوگيري را به نوجوانان و جوانان آموزش دهند
آن دسته از مردمي كه تست HIVقبل از ازدواج را ضروري مي دانند
و ميليونها احمقي كه به جاي درك بيماران ايدزي آنها را از خود مي رانند
Fighting Against Taboos And Beliefs Of Some Idiots In My Country
Is Pretty Much Harder than Fighting Against HIV and AIDS
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Those Idiots Who believe Aids Is Gods Curse For Gays And Bisexual Men
And Those Who Hush The Statistics For The Number Of The INfected People To HIV
And Those Doctors Who Avoid Medical Services To The Infected Patients
!!!!Or That Spokesman Who kept on Using word "Thing"
Instead of "Condom" in Front Of The crowd
Or Those Men Who Want to Teach Youngsters With the Least
turning to Sexual Ways Of getting Infected by HIV because Of Taboos
And Those People Who Believe in the Importance Of HIV Test Before Marriage
And At Last All Those Million Idiots Who Reject HIV Infected People Instead Of Feeling Them...
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پنجشنبه 10 آذر1384ساعت 22:8
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177 - There Is No one Else, You Can Trust in This World
پدرمو واقعا دوست دارم
حتي توي كوچكترين مسائل هم گرماي وجودش احساس ميشه
او حتي سكوت چند روزهء تلفنمو مي شكنه
صداش اونقدر گرم, آرامش دهنده و اطمينان بخشه
كه من حتي نمي فهمم پشت تلفن داره در مورد چه چيزي حرف ميزنه!
نمي دونم! يه حس فوق العاده دارم
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به نظرم پدرم بايد به خودش بباله
چون فرزندانش حداقل مي دونن چقدر براشون زحمت كشيده شده
I Really Love My Father
I Can Feel His Warm Presentment in Every Sigle situation
He even Breaks The silence Of My Phone in these few days
His Voice Is So warm and Dependable that
I Dont Know what he is talking about on the phone
I donno! I've got a Wonderful feeling about him
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I Think My Father Should Be Proud Of Himself
Because His Children Know the Fact that How He Has Worked Hard for their Ease
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چهارشنبه 9 آذر1384ساعت 16:13
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176 - The Sky Is Blue Everywhere
هدف بعدي من:
ترك كشور به يه كشور خارجي
هدف بعد از اون:
كلا ترك كرهء زمين براي صلح و آرامش به يه جاي بهتر
My Next Goal:
Leave Here For A foreign Country
The Last Supreme Goal:
Basicallly Leave Earth For Peace To A Better Planet
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سه شنبه 8 آذر1384ساعت 17:20
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175 - WOW Rosie
1 - فرآورده هاي چكيده و پرچرب:
وقتي دنياي به اين بزرگي وجود داره
واقعا احمقانه است اگه بخواي به جاي پيدا كردن يه بهترش
فكرتو با خاطرات يه دختري كه براي هميشه رفته مغشوش كني
2 - هر لباسي جايي دارد:
با تريپ اسپرت, توي محوطهء پاركينگ مغازه,
بعد از شرطي كه با دوستام ميبندم, ميرم و شيشهء 206 اون 3 تا دختره رو با لنگ تميز مي كنم
ولي پول كه نداد هيچي, شماره موبايلشو هم گم كرده بود!
آخه چرا؟
3 - هر كسي اشتباه مي كند:
با توجه به نوشته هام
احساس مي كنم با دستان خودم دارم
يكي از روش هايي كه اكثر افراد توي نت باهاش مخ مي زنند رو نابود مي كنم!
زده به سرم؟
و بالاخره نتيجه گيري كلي از هر 3 موضوع: و فرصت ها از دست مي روند......
Highfat Dairy Products: 1 -
As Long As the World Is This Big
You Should Be An Idiot If You Waste Your Time On
thinking About Your Forever Gone Girlfriend instead of finding another -better- one
2 - Dressing Wisely For Each Occasion or Job
Wearing My Favorite Jeans, In The Parking area Of The Shop,
After The Bet with My friends, I Go And Wipe The Front Safety Glass Of Those Chicks Car,
But She Had Even Forgotten Her Cell-Phone Number, Let Alone Paying Me a Cent
Why These Things Should Happen To Me?
3 - Everyone Make Mistakes:
Considering In My Recent Notes,
I Feel Like I'm Ruining Some Of Those Opportunities
That People Usually Take To Hook Up Girls On The Net
What Is Wrong With Me?
.....And Finally The Final Deduction Of These Three: The Chances Are Still Being Wasted
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دوشنبه 7 آذر1384ساعت 16:1
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174 - Minority
من زرتشتي ها و مسيحي ها
رو خواستني تر و جذاب تر ميدونم
نه فقط به اين خاطر كه توي كليسا به جاي بوي پا
بوي ادكلن مياد و افراد كت شلوار مي پوشند,
بيشتر به اين خاطر كه شما آنها را «اقليت» صدا مي كنيد
اصلا: كلا زندگي بامزه تر ميشه وقتي درو همسایه تورو جز اقليت ها حساب می كنند!
نكته: و بعضي وقتها هر چي دلتون خواست صداشون مي كنيد!
I want to be the minority
I don't need your authority
Down with the moral majority
'Cause I want to be the minority
Green Day
I Find The Religious Minority Of My Society More Amusing
Not Only Because There is a Smell Of The colognes that people have worn in churches
Instead Of The Stink Smell Of Peoples Socks in mosques
And People Wear Tuxedo
I Find Them Amusing Because you Call them: MINORITY
It is Amusing to me to be pretended as a MINORITY
Note: And Sometimes You Call them Whatever You Want
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یکشنبه 6 آذر1384ساعت 17:1
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173 - ?I Wont Pay, I won't payyyyya, nooo waaay, NaNa! Why don't you get a job
داشتم با يه جونور خطرناك مي پريدم!
از اونايي كه به جاي لباس پوشيدن, بيشتر دارن
آخرين طرح هاي مارك هاي معروف لباس را به نمايش مي گذارن
از اونايي كه دوست پسرش علاوه بر خرج هاي گندهء ديگه بايد هر ماه
قبض 200-300 هزار تومني موبايلشو پرداخت بكنه
از اونايي كه به بهونهء ماساژ دادن شونه هام, مارك تي شرت امو مي خواد بخونه
از اونايي كه به مامانش ميگه كه با من ميره تا چندتا كارت تبريك بخره
و بعدش دستمو ميگيره و منو با خودش ميكشه توي مغازه و...
از اوناييش كه هيكلشون واقعا فوق العاده اس
از اوناييش كه خيلي خطرناك هستن!
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راستشو بگو
تو بودي ميرفتي جلو؟
I Was Hangin Around With A Devil
Like those Who are More Showing Latest Desings of Famous Brands Rather Than wearing Clothes
Like Those Whose Boyfriend Should Pay Her Mobile Bills each month
Beside All Those Money He Should Pay
Like Those Who is Trying To discover My T-Shirts Brand Name By Massaging My Shoulder
Like Those Who Tell Her Mother That She Wants To Buy Her Friends Some Greeting Cards
And Then She Grabs My Hand And Takes -Drags!- Me to The Store
Like Those Whose Body style is So Gorgeous And Truely On Shape
Like Those Who Are So Dangerous
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Now Tell Me Honestly
Would You Go For Such A Girl, If You were In My Shoes?
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172 - Like Those Backstreet Cats, Searching All The Garbage
تمام زندگي من
با تمام كاراكتر هايي كه اطرافم هستن
با تمام اتفاقاتي كه دوروبرم ميوفته
همه و همه سوژه اي ناب هستن
واسه نوشته هاي پارانويدي
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همين روزاست كه يه «جروم سلينجر» بشم
حتي از اونم بالاتر!
My Whole Life
With All The Characters Around
With All Those Things That Happens In it
Are A Perfect Topic For Writing
Paranoic Texts
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I Guess I'm about to Become Someone Like J.D. Salinger
Or Even More Than That In Near Future
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جمعه 4 آذر1384ساعت 18:17
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171 - Guess Her In Twenty Questions
مسابقهء 20 سوالي:
+ جانداره؟
- بله!
+ توي كمدم جا ميشه؟
- بله!
+ زير تختم چطور؟
- بله!
+هيكلش در حد و اندازهء منه؟
- آره!
+خوشكله؟
- بله!
+ واي خداي من! اين نيمهء گم شدهء زندگي من نيست؟!
Guess It In 20 Questions:
Is It a Living Creature?
- Yes!
Can You Place It In My Dresser?
- Yes!
Under My Bed Too?
- Yes!
Does It Fit Me?
- Yes!
Is It Beautiful?
- Yes!
Oh My God Isn't It The Girl Of My Dreams?
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پنجشنبه 3 آذر1384ساعت 18:48
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170 - Pieces Of Chuck
چه ارزشي داره يه پسر فوق العاده
مثل Testimonial هايي كه دوستاي دخترت برات مي نويسن باشي
وقتي هيچ كس يه آدم كامل نيست
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سر به سرم نذار
Whats The Point of Being A Perfect Guy
Like Those Testimonials That Your Girl Friends Write About You
When Nobody Is Perfect
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Don't Fool Me
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